Hey peeps, i’ve moved my page to a new system, so from now on, im no longer using wordpress. so incase you accidently log into this site, just click this link . ihh jangan susah hati, article-article lama, post-post lama ada masih besimpan tu yang dari october 2006 to early october 2007.

p/s: New domain kali ah (with dot com) huhuhu…

Thanks for your support!!

Hi peeps, counting the days? just wanna warm up for Hari Raya yang hampir tiba. Udah membali kuih-kuihan? udah ngusai rumah? sudah motong cara melayu?? me baru jua mutung dimalam, i think siap within a week, mun nda siap pakai baju lama saja.

Just for your info, kalau 10 tahun yang lalu tani menulis kad raya, masa ani inda lagi semestinya, pakai eCards pun jadi tah. so inda bepaluh postman. inda habis minyak mutusikalnya, You can try brukiosk eCard, macam-macam tu pilihannya. hantar saja banyak-banyak, inda beCaj tu. me udah pulang ngantar-ngantar rah geng-geng me, biskita apa lagi??

Selamat ngusai rumah & menyambut Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

Since history began, the Chinese always believed in the significance Of one’s name. They have developed a very comprehensive system of Naming one’s children as it is believed that the name of a person Strongly influences one’s destiny and fate. Astrologers, fortune Tellers, academics and monks are consulted when choosing a name for The new born. The other cultures, however do not really believe in it And tend to brush it off as superstition.Whether you believe it or Not, however, the other cultures are not spared of this correlation. For example, the Chinese surname LEE (or LI) is associated with power And success such as Lee Kuan Yew, Lee Teng Hui (former Taiwan President), Li Peng ( China ’s ex PM), Li Ka Shing (HK tycoon) and LEE Iacocca - once Chrysler’s chief, and Lee Van Cliff, the actor.One very good example is Lee Iacocca, whose first name IACOCCA stands
for:

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America

Coincidence? ……….

Look at the following familiar examples:

MAHATHIR ( Malaysia ’s PM):

My
Assets
Halved
After
The
Hit
In
Ringgit !

SUHARTO (Ex president of Indonesia ) :

Should
U
Have
Additional
Rupiahs,
Throw
Out!

BUSH (American President) :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein !

CLINTON :

Call
Lewinsky,
I
Need
The
Oral
Now !

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming :

OSAMA:

Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles

Again!!!

The time is around 5pm di satu desa. Lembu bini macam biasa santai di dapur rumahnya meliat HBO, skali nda lama atu mendangar ia ada someone menangis diluar. Skali di subuknya liatnya ada ayam bini sidak-sidak menangis…

Lembu Bini: Yam, napa you menangis ani? macam kanak-kanak 5 tahun cha pulang.

Ayam Bini: Sniff! Sniff!*menyidak* me ani stress wah. Everytime me betalur kana makan talur me oleh manusia, chana tah kan betambah my zuriat tu?? chua tah pikir? sapa pun sasak tu. sniff! sniff!!

Lembu Bini: adih baik lagi you….. me ani lagi tah, bisdorang minum susu me dari dulu ah, nada pandai ngakun indung!!

Ayam Bini : ada kang ku sambar muanya ni *dalam hati*

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?’

‘No,’ I had to stop buying new shoes years ago, the homeless woman replied.

‘Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?’ the woman asked

‘No I don’t waste time shopping,’ the homeless woman said. ‘I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.’

Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?’ the woman asked.

‘Are you NUTS!’ replied the homeless woman. ‘I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!’

‘Well,’ said the woman, ‘I’m not going to give you the money. ‘Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.’

The homeless Woman was astounded. ‘Won’t your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.’

The woman replied, ‘That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and buying new shoes.’

Afta magrib anak Red Indian ani baru balik main gasing sama kawan-kawannya koboi. Skali carinya bapanya dirumah atu sal ada ia curious pasal something.

Anak Red Indian: Pa, i was just wondering why my name sounds different from others? You see, my cowboy frens nama dorang bisai bah, ada John Smith, Derek Vaughn, Luke Perry(bukan yang Beverly Hills 90210 ah)etc..

Bapa Red Indian: ouhhh okay let me tell you something yang bapa inda pernah beritau alai. dangar ah, when abang mu yang tua baru lahir, i saw a very bright star in the sky, then i call him “Rising Star”. Masa your second bro baru lahir, i saw a wolf hunting an ambuk masa malam-malam buta, den i name him Night Wolf. After a year your sis lagi lahir and i saw kuda putih lari-lari then i namakan ia “White Stallion”…..

now… do you understand me my dear “fXXking bear”?

The game ive been waiting for!! Pro-evo 2008, grenti siuk ni.. bukan saja tuk ps2 kana buat, kana buat for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and PC versions jua. i wonder graphic nya cemana ni karang, mun yang masa ani(pes6) sudah siuk sampai tumbang tebalik main malam-malam, apa tah lagi yang baru ani ni karang.

Plus, Orang-orangnya lagi beupdate, liverpool gerenti kuat ni kali ani, veronin ada, torres ada, babel ada, ian rush bekumis saja nada.. hehe

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p/s: mau tia karang orang tani membali yang original, baik tah mengunjar nanti di DeeJay or di EGM or mana-mana tampat lah… to Aziz Satar, Arol, Jimmy & Wajid (you know who you are) be prepare to kalah!!! no edit-edit team ah. kui kui kui

10 Rejection Lines Given By Women and what they actually mean

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)

6. I’ve got a boyfriend.
(Who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)

5. I don’t date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.)

4. It’s not you, it’s me.
(It’s not me, it’s you.)

3. I’m concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I’m celibate.
(I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let’s be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)